My week so far......

I got this call on my cell phone yesterday that was a wrong number.  I tell her so and hang up on her. Then the idiot starts texting me.  She’s “Kim from the line”.  Whatever THAT means.  Shell and I are on our way home from Wal-Mart and very tired and getting a little goofy, so we text her back. 

For the "text challenged" this might be hard to read....(inlaws who shall remain nameless) but just sound it out.  And "po-po" is police. 

Hey, I figure if you have the guts to mess with me during the last two weeks of the school year, you get what you deserve. 

She starts up with "This is Kim from the line".  (no kidding, I just hung up on you.)

I reply “what up”

She sends something about “not me, lol, what about you?”

So I send back – “U no.  Keepin way from da po-po”

At this point Michelle is ready to lay an egg.  So she texts me back – “I’m not in trouble because I don’t have time”

So I say “ Do you like bad boyz?”

She says “of course”

Then today the idiot texts me again, so I told her “when I git da welfare check we’re goin out on da town!”

She texts:  “I don’t get a welfare check”

I said “sweet!  U can sprt me then!”

She texts “I don’t think so”

I text:  “how old are u  N.E. way?”

She says “33.  and you?”

I said “56.  Is that a problem?”

She quit texting me.